Friday, June 19, 2009

Gift For Stroke Patients

Monologue


I do not think we should come out.

Why?

Well, it's complicated ... let's leave that we are not exactly compatible.

With compatible I mean that we have different habits and expectations.

No no! What do you think? This has nothing to do with today.

Yeah ... sure, are other things.

Seriously, nothing to see.

It's nothing major, just forget it.

Ok, ok ok! Yes want to tell you but you'll like it ok? Well for starters I do not recognize the difference between "I invite you to dinner" and "Cael for dinner."

how there is no difference?

are you serious?

There is a huge difference!

Yes! Of course I have to see that you invited me to dinner and then I drive to the place, as if this were not enough you had to go back because you got drunk.

Yes, I understand that one should not drive drunk.

Yes, the designated driver but that is usually when people come together in a car.

No, we did not get together I got in mine at the appointed time, 30 minutes before you arrived.

Yes, the first time you invited me I said that I wore out my car, but it was because I knew and was afraid to go out with a madman.

Now I know you're not crazy

how?

do not know because I have you on Facebook and have more than 5 friends in common.

is not guaranteed?

what did you do?

Okay, this has nothing to do with not pass by me, forget it. It is for dinner.

Because it is well eat half my plate!

You do not want to give me ONE of your French fries ... ONE!

never said I was on a diet!

Thanks for the comments, but do not need to diet.

You know what? It's not even for dinner, what bothers me is that I paid my part.

Yeah, I took my wallet and my card but women do that. Not only fake orgasms, too pretend that we intended to pay the bill.

course work because I want to be independent, of course I have money but you invited me to dinner and then made me pay half of the total.

Yes we were two, but I ate a salad and you're swallowed a starter, a steak and a bottle of wine.

I told you ask for a drink, not a bottle.

What I mean is that I got to the dam.

Okay, tomorrow I'll take you to your car to the restaurant ... but it's the last time

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