Male Medical Examinations

Last night I picked up the results of some tests done to my mother. In theory it would but how he lost his car keys, her tone spoke to me and asked me to fast for them was me which was extremely important. I told him to look in the freezer Do you think I'm crazy? No, I do not think that is crazy, is that last week left some popsicles in the top of the keys and keys in the freezer. But there was no purpose in discussing, I grabbed my key ring smelling strawberries and cream and went to the doctor.

Upon arrival, the stunning nurse asked me to wait a moment, the preferred doctor give me the results in person. At that time I received a call from my mother wondering what what the hell had happened to her telenovela What with the soap opera, Ma? Ana wanted to know why he was not with John, because John had a son three years. With the patience of the world told him he was wrong channel that was not the soap opera and why had not understood anything, she proceeded to "change" the channel. Five minutes later she received another call asking if I was where the heat was also impressive, told me that the house temperature had soared out of nowhere. I told him that probably menopausal ailment was, I yelled up to what I was going to die and ended with: Why Ana remains Juan? "Mom are you sure that you switched to the TV? What control do you use? Ok, this is not the control of the TV, is the air conditioning control. Lower the temperature to 21 degrees Already? Well now grips the black control ready? The channel you want is 102 Already? Yes mother, Anne and John are still together, no, mom, Gabriel does not appear in this telenovela Why? Because this soap is the other channel. No mom, you see this telenovela. Because this is where Anne and John leave. I'm not kidding Why would Ana and Juan sabotage? No, Mom, did not cool Guadalajara from nowhere, the air conditioning ... I'm leaving, the doctor is expecting me. "

already in the office the doctor made me go, I offered a glass of water and I began to explain that my wife and mom is a great, at that age it is common that the brain begins to deteriorate, especially if they are people with disorders such as in the case of obsessive compulsive disease feature of my family. Then gently informed me that my mother has Alzheimer's. In it I received a call from my mother "Yes, Mom, your keys are yellow keychain Where? Mom, please check that you gave to eat fish. " *

* Note to readers: No, my mom does not have Alzheimer's, but has left the keys in the cooling, the paddles at the top of the keys to my dog \u200b\u200bin the trunk do and instead of changing the TV to control the air conditioning has done with the phone ... yes, I promise to take her to the doctor soon forget I'm waiting for my curfew.